Obama Jama Yo Mama Ain't Islama

Timothy McVeigh was a trained military veteran
He blew up 150 people in Oklahoma City
He was a domestic terrorist
All 42 million military veterans could do what he did
Homeland Security is to regard all veterans as potential domestic terrorists

Every act of terrorism in the last quarter century has been committed by Muslims
Except Timothy McVeigh's bombing in Oklahoma.
(Although highly unlikely) it's possible that a terrorist may not be a Muslim
Therefore, we will not utter Muslim and terrorist in the same sentence.

America is dependent on Muslim controlled oil and needs Saudi Arabia
Saudi Arabia finances Muslim terrorism and Radical Islamic teaching in Mosques
That's ok because we are not at war with Islam and there are only insurgents and militants.

Every Pirate is a Black Muslim from Somalia
We aren't racist or at war with Islam
They are just teenagers trying to make a living in a poor country.