Islamic Pest Control

OK this one isn't funny, it's tragic and perhaps should be posted in Islamic Evil.
This hypocritical faulty logic is based on this speech:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzK114-Q8zg

The world knew nothing about Islam before 9-11.
The world is now afraid and horrified by Muslim terrorist actions and Islamist ideology.
Muslims are hated for massacring innocent women and children.
The United States declared war on Muslim Taliban who supported the 9-11 terrorists.
Aha! The Jewish Nation is leading the world in the all encompassing and vicious war against Islam and Muslims!

We Muslims believe that Israel is in the heart of Muslim-Arab territory.
Non-Muslims and Jews trespassing on Islamic land are not innocent and can be butchered
We Muslims commit acts of terror and murder on Jewish Women and Children.
Jews hate us for this and defend themselves.
See!  The Holy Quran teaches us that Jewish souls are naturally disposed to war and hatred for Muhammed and Islam.

We have vast oil wealth and use it to influence the media.
We teach that Jews Killed Allah's Prophet Jesus and tried to murder Muhammed.
We also spread Nazi propaganda like the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and blood libel worldwide.
The UN allows, encourages and helps us with never ending resolutions against Israel.
See!  Just as the Protocols reveal, Jews control world economics and communications.

Somali Pirates besiege the sea and hijack ships for ransom. Somalis are Muslim.
Arab Muslim culture dominates the world because we Arabs destroyed all indigenous culture after we conquered most of the world.
Somehow the Jews are besieging the world through land, air and sea with American might through their control of America's ruling body, the Senate and the world can't stop them.

Jewish expansion is a cancer that wants to rule the world
The Holy Quran teaches us that Islam must expand and rule the world

By Allah's will all Jewish property will be destroyed and their children exterminated until no Jew or Zionist will be left on the face of this world
The Jews are afraid of this and prepare for war.
See!  The Holy Quran teaches us that Jewish souls are naturally disposed to war and hatred for Muhammed and Islam.

Terrorists to the Right of me in little pink houses.

The Patriot Act under Bush allowed warrentless monitoring only of terrorists.
Under Obama all right-wing extremists i.e.
- Racists, Anti-Semites, Hate groups such as Skinheads and Neo-Nazis
- Those who are antagonistic to Obama and his stance on issues
- Those who oppose a single issue such as Abortion, same-sex marriage, illegal immigration, oppresive taxation, massive government debt (tea party participants), outsourcing of Jobs, welfare, Social Security, Medicare, gun control, inter-racial crime, free trade agreements, a world government, massive foreign investment in the US and government infringments of civil liberties.
- Those who support limited government and the Constitutional protection of State Power.
- Veterans returning from war who possess combat skills and experience
- People who purchase guns
- Christians

Hell anyone that's conservative or disagrees with us Democrat/Socialists are terrorists.

Now we can monitor anyone (except Islamists) (and it's still Bush's fault).

http://wnd.com/images/dhs-rightwing-extremism.pdf

Rightwing extremism in the United States can be broadly divided into those groups, movements, and adherents that are primarily hate-oriented (based on hatred of particular religious, racial or ethnic groups), and those that are mainly antigovernment, rejecting federal authority in favor of state or local authority, or rejecting government authority entirely. It may include groups and individuals that are dedicated to a single issue, such as opposition to abortion or immigration.

Many rightwing extremists are antagonistic toward the new presidential administration and its perceived stance on a range of issues, including immigration and citizenship, the expansion of social programs to minorities, and restrictions on firearms
- Department of Homeland Security under Obama

I think it is important for all of us to remember that Americans are not the enemy. The terrorists are. - David K. Rehbein National Commander The American Legion

Obama Jama Yo Mama Ain't Islama

Timothy McVeigh was a trained military veteran
He blew up 150 people in Oklahoma City
He was a domestic terrorist
All 42 million military veterans could do what he did
Homeland Security is to regard all veterans as potential domestic terrorists

Every act of terrorism in the last quarter century has been committed by Muslims
Except Timothy McVeigh's bombing in Oklahoma.
(Although highly unlikely) it's possible that a terrorist may not be a Muslim
Therefore, we will not utter Muslim and terrorist in the same sentence.

America is dependent on Muslim controlled oil and needs Saudi Arabia
Saudi Arabia finances Muslim terrorism and Radical Islamic teaching in Mosques
That's ok because we are not at war with Islam and there are only insurgents and militants.

Every Pirate is a Black Muslim from Somalia
We aren't racist or at war with Islam
They are just teenagers trying to make a living in a poor country.

I Must in the morning

I'm an Attic so I MUST be musty.
I'm an Addict so I MUST not be trusty.

I am worshipped so I MUST be God
Kids need discipline so I MUST not spare the Rod.

My Rap words rhyme so I MUST be a poet.
I've fallen on my Penis so I MUST not Blow it.

Jew Bullation II

I am a Christian and we are taught that the Jews killed god on a Roman cross.
Killing god is the ultimate sin.
Jews are ultimate sinners.
Whatever we do to the Jews is OK because they deserve it.

I am a Muslim and we are taught that the Jews rejected Muhammed.
Rejecting Muhammed is the ultimate sin.
Jews are ultimate sinners.
Whatever we do to the Jews is OK because they deserved it and the Christians won't mind.

Jew Bullation

Love of Money is the root of all evil.
Jews love Money.
Jews are evil.

The devil has horns.
My innacurate Bible translation says Moses had horns.
Jews are the devil.

Victim Hoodwink

Whites enslaved blacks.
Slavery is Oppression.
Whites are oppressors.

The oppressed are victims.
Victims should be compensated.
So we the jury find O.J. Simpson innocent of murder because he is black.
We want affirmative action excluding whites forever.
Victims can't get ahead so we need government help forever.
Vote Democrat because they understand and give us our fix.

America is run by White oppressors (Jews, Republicans etc.). So, everything America does in the world is oppressive.
Opression on this scale is the ultimate evil.
Bush is the President so Bush is the ultimate evil.
The devil is the ultimate Evil. So Bush and America are both the Devil.

Jail Birdbrain

People say no but can be convinced to say yes.
This woman is saying no to sex.
It's not rape because no is just a prelude to yes.